u cant trust people who step on flowers
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
you’re all a lot hotter than you think
this speaks to me on an emotional level
Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
*obnoxious adult voice*
Aren’t you a bit young to say you want to smash the patriarchy, trash tradition and rebel against the system?
Yes. Yes I am.
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
a fever you can’t sweat out turned me gay probably
Cosplaying with friends is the best hobby ever
whyd you only reblog me when youre high
my phone battery died faster than my dreams
Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week.