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y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting 

(Source: primateculture)

mappedbird:

mappedbird:

nicki minaj is the most beautiful woman on the earth idk if i’m gonna be able to survive the anaconda video??? 

update i’m sooo gay i’m sooooooooooooo gaaaaay

ay-gent-p:

A teenage girl?





PERRY THE TEENAGE GIRL?!

ay-gent-p:

A teenage girl?

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PERRY THE TEENAGE GIRL?!

  • me: I should go shower now
  •  (five minutes later)
  •  (another five minutes later)
  •  (yet another five minutes later)
  •  (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

wedontgivethatup:

orlesianscum:

wedontgivethatup:

when your enemy revives itself

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when your enemy is almost dead but kills you anyways

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when your enemy has another form

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

zeekubeast:

wanting to draw things but not having the energy to put effort into drawings

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http://coppercaramel.tumblr.com/post/96440311093/destroyingfaith-faunacanzona-bonerfart 

destroyingfaith:

faunacanzona:

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor

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What really bugs me about Fox using this as an example of “How can they be poor if they have the thing” is that apartments COME…

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

idanceitarotiart:

tastefullyoffensive:

Food Geometry [mrlovenstein]

There is penultimate truth in this imagery.

  • me: mom... dad... im g-
  • parents: gay?
  • me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

cytoplast:

you aren’t edgy and different just because you have an offensive opinion ok

acciolove12:

teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

OMFG

freakshow180:

A few banner ads from the Cartoon Network website (1999-2000)

vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

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