© everlark

Have you ever been so mad at your parents but you can’t yell at them so you just write something like on word and it sits in your drafts and you wan’t to give it to them but you just can’t

caterjunes:

what the fuck even is death note. i know there’s a guy named light and one named l (who named these children) and one of them looks like a spindly frog with emo hair, and of course there’s a notebook that gives people heart attacks, but then sometimes i see art of it and there’s this terrifying clown monster just sort of floating around in the background?? why is this juggalo here what does he want from the frog.

frlg:

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thanks

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

bceky:

see ya later

squidinator

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taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

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  chris pratt    i love u  
waltandmickey:

 Sure Was! :)

waltandmickey:

Sure Was! :)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

  • Parent: *notices somethings wrong* What's wrong?
  • Me: Well I didn't like that you said this to be because -
  • Parent: *stops listening*
  • Parent: *Later, notices somethings wrong* What's wrong?
  • Me: Nothing
  • Parent: Why won't you talk to me?
chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.